tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198673355212085982.post4382771475817938255..comments2012-11-10T20:45:56.746-08:00Comments on Tripping Over Cancer: Day 15 The Fogzenmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14228001755245521902noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198673355212085982.post-43667651048821798772011-04-17T01:35:49.806-07:002011-04-17T01:35:49.806-07:00You are a genius. Never doubted it, but your new ...You are a genius. Never doubted it, but your new toast confirmed the obvious. Now, can I trade my boobs for a new family?Darwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13291197029640628437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198673355212085982.post-50544354587634189482011-04-12T16:48:58.413-07:002011-04-12T16:48:58.413-07:00Boobs are like family, sometimes you like the ones...Boobs are like family, sometimes you like the ones you choose over the one's you're born with...That's my new toast, how do you like it?zenmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14228001755245521902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198673355212085982.post-22046939354933297462011-04-11T12:28:10.033-07:002011-04-11T12:28:10.033-07:00Okay, but look at it this way. Here are several r...Okay, but look at it this way. Here are several reasons I've come up with substantiating why new breasts are great to get.<br /><br />1. Everyone will want to play with your new boobs. Not in a circus freak way, or with any sexual deviations, but out of curiosity and admiration.<br /><br />2. You can now go topless in a neighbor's hot tub. Don't even ask. Just jump in there like you own it.<br /><br />3. Remember breast feeding. No more of that weird pulling sensation, or biting when the tooth came in....(like I would know anything about this, me with NO children)<br /><br />4. My friend Mary has a bra with boobs in it already. She puts it on when she feels like it, and goes flat the rest of the time. Her scars are hardly noticeable, and she wears them like the fine warrior she is.<br /><br />5. Fake boobs are cool when you get them as replacement parts, rather than from self-promoting vanity.<br /><br />6. Think of all those beautiful bras you can put them in, and make sure that cleavage makes people stare there, instead of in your eyes. Take pictures of them looking at your new boobs. Make a YouTube video.<br /><br />Okay, there's a half a dozen reasons ... I'll think of more.Darwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13291197029640628437noreply@blogger.com